Free election coffee

So when Dad got home and let me out (I can not reach the door knob) I took a stroll down to the local starbucks. Sure enough, they have free election coffee if you ask. Coffee tastes even better when it is free (Some naysayers will say "Hops, you cannot vote. You said you can't register until two years" and while these naysayers are technically correct, I used my fake ID to fool the starbucks employees). Everyone should get your free election coffee because election day is almost Christmas, except better because it falls like a leap year.